I just used my period as an excuse to not clear the table after dinner because “I didn’t want to spread by period hormones around”

whiskers-come-from-within:

danisnotonphilsmum:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

real lines. no joke.

Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar

no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha

(via coltsandrocksalt)


palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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(via coltsandrocksalt)

juliajm15:

This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O

I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘

(via silvermoon302)

martyfreethrow:

made rebloggable by request

(via silvermoon302)

zero-the-her0:

nightcloak:

unforgivingplace:

I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

OHMYGOD

THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS 

(Source: larsofcydonia, via crunkchan)

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

(via coltsandrocksalt)

tardis221b:

still one of my finer tweets

(via coltsandrocksalt)

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

(Source: angryarya, via coltsandrocksalt)

olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

image

(Source: bueefs, via coltsandrocksalt)

guiselore:

gaywin:

roaiep:

mike-zakarius:

Snk au where everything’s the same except Levi is replaced with Samuel L. Jackson

That would be the only way “look at all these big-ass trees” could be better

"Captain there is a Titan coming."
"Does he look like a bitch?"

Say “Big-ass trees” again. SAY “LOOK AT ALL THESE BIG-ASS TREES” AGAIN! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say “Big-ass trees” more time.

(via jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle)

Kurosaki Ichigo + Juice Box 

(Source: mak0-chan, via erernjaeger)