I just used my period as an excuse to not clear the table after dinner because “I didn’t want to spread by period hormones around”
real lines. no joke.
Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar
no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha
This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O
I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.
THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS
for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family
at least you dont need to buy a costume
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGWHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Snk au where everything’s the same except Levi is replaced with Samuel L. Jackson
That would be the only way “look at all these big-ass trees” could be better
"Captain there is a Titan coming."
"Does he look like a bitch?"
Say “Big-ass trees” again. SAY “LOOK AT ALL THESE BIG-ASS TREES” AGAIN! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say “Big-ass trees” more time.